Things You Say At Christmas that make it a dirty holiday:
- I have a sex drive of a nine year old.
- I’m mounting tomorrow, 15 inches high into the stud.
- Don’t worry she won’t be black.
- Up against the wall you mfr.
- I like the real dark ones with big nuts.
- Once you go special dark you don’t go back.
- I don’t like dry nuts I like the wet ones.
- You need a nut experience.
- If you put nuts in a bush….
- He doesn’t know how to stiffen it enough
- I burned him off.
- I couldn’t let two women lick and suck me for 2 million $.
- I get spanked too.
- That was a really good blow
- You have to pull out the things.
- Full gas I am.
- I jammed it in here somewhere.
- You purposely put your hand there.
- Maybe next year I’ll twist it up.
- Show me your crack.
- It’s on display at the Smithsonian.
and a few more:
- I need the correct screws.
- Wow, ball finder glasses!
- We have difficulty finding the balls.
- Sometimes you can't watch the balls.
- I got my stroke counter!
- She needs her stroke counter to count my balls!
It's amazing how much normal conversation about christmas presents, cars, coffee, blowing your nose and cookies can seem so dirty!