Saturday, November 29, 2008

Things You Don’t Say at Thanksgiving Dinner

..but do least at our table

  • I’m a legman, but I like the breast better.
  • I don’t shoot nothin’ anymore
  • I’ve been making love to trees all afternoon.
  • The amniotic fluid was green. He was a miracle baby!
  • Yeah, she likes the big nuts.
  • The pie looks like poopy diaper.
  • Can’t you smoke the funny stuff?
  • I think that was the best poop I ever scooped!

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