Happy Thanksgiving 2011….and other terms said during dinner that could be inappropriate or just plain LOL
(this is not bedtime story reading material for children under 13)
· There’s no spit bowl so I’m going to swallow anyway.
· I don’t care how people do it, I’m going to eat it with my fingers
· I know where to grab it though….
· Please pass the penis…I mean the Pinot
· We are going to compare legs later
· You’re not gonna eat it now, that’s ok, I’ve eaten worse
· You have to go all the way up and then down, so it goes in.
· Does it go backwards?
· All you have to do is touch it
· Slap it at the base and it will go down.
· “Osbourne White”
· This piece is bigger than I thought, I’ll take it nice and slow
· That’s my problem, I gotta hold onto stuff
· I like beef but I don’t want the whole cow.
· Put it in your mouth
· I got balls
· Someone slipped me a piece of meat once
· I had such a good time in the shower I smacked my own ass!