Monday, April 14, 2008
Warning - Rising Waters
I don’t know why I never noticed this before. Why it occurred to me, why I just happened to look down and see a flood. But I did, and I kept looking for the next flood after another and the hits just keep on coming in all directions, from both men and women. I have never seen so many flood offenders in my life in one place. I will admit there were times where my pants length did not measure up but not on a daily basis. To top it off, gingham checked shirts are widespread, and I’m not sure half these people have looked in the mirror lately or if their clothes are laid out for them the night before. There is a big difference between gingham and plaid, and mostly flannel shirts come in plaid, gingham is used for table clothes. Of course I’m sure Stacy and Clinton on TLC’s “What Not To Wear’ would be astonished to know how many offenders we have in one location, they might even designate a Fashion Prevention Day. But like all of you, I too am an offender so I’m not perfect either, but at least I don’t walk around with 3 pens in my pocket that are all the same while sporting my high school varsity jacket.