Things you Say at Christmas....

Things You Say At Christmas that make it a dirty holiday:

• I have a sex drive of a nine year old.
• I’m mounting tomorrow, 15 inches high into the stud.
• Don’t worry she won’t be black.
• Up against the wall you mfr.
• I like the real dark ones with big nuts.
• Once you go special dark you don’t go back.
• I don’t like dry nuts I like the wet ones.
• You need a nut experience.
• If you put nuts in a bush….
• He doesn’t know how to stiffen it enough
• I burned him off.
• I couldn’t let two women lick and suck me for 2 million $.
• I get spanked too.
• That was a really good blow
• You have to pull out the things.
• Full gas I am.
• I jammed it in here somewhere.
• You purposely put your hand there.
• Maybe next year I’ll twist it up.
• Show me your crack.
• It’s on display at the Smithsonian.

and a few more:

• I need the correct screws.
• Wow, ball finder glasses!
• We have difficulty finding the balls.
• Sometimes you can't watch the balls.
• I got my stroke counter!
• She needs her stroke counter to count my balls!

It's amazing how much normal conversation about christmas presents, cars, coffee, blowing your nose and cookies can seem so dirty!