Saturday, July 31, 2010

You Have My Figs

I'm trying to figure out where to begin after venturing on long country roads to finally have a beer at the bar that sponsors the softball team. Through countless times of hearing me say 'where the f-am I?' and yelling at Samantha on the GPS from giving me a wrong starting point and a wrong turn, at least the front parking space paid off without a cover charge. Its not everyday that you see Slash from GNR walking around in a purple tank top, black 1984 skinny jeans and women's flip flops..its also not everyday that I get a chance encounter with the man, if only to try to snag his purple leopard print scarf he had around his neck. This night was one of many firsts...first time riding the bull, watching a wet t-shirt contest and having a snake bit shot that tasted like Theraflu. But it all still left me wondering why a plastic pool belongs where a band would play at a bar anyway. Unfortunately I didn't leave with a souvenir, just a few rug burns from the bull and a text message about 'figs' - (but I really think it was meant to say 'cigs').

Friday, July 16, 2010

Words of Advice for the Bride & Groom to be…

Don’t let her eat the cake – it’s a tale that they say if the bride eats the wedding cake that day that all the ‘action’ will deteriorate over time.

Don’t save the cake after a year – they want you to save the top layer, freeze it and take it out for your anniversary and have a piece – saving it just takes up space in your fridge. Its not worth it and its got freezer burn! I actually tried it and it was ok if you cut into the middle of the cake.

& I’m not bitter at all, I’d do it all over again, but I also might just live with someone forever instead. I haven’t completely ruled out either of the two yet.

Anyway, eat, drink and be merry – the honeymoon should never end!