Having Lunch with the Four Horsemen

- Holiday party guy wore same shirt as last week
- People do use the microwave
- Mass quantities of ketchup are consumed, leaving only 4 unused packages
- “Do you wanna jerk it?”
- “My way was better”
- “I’ll give you the finger”
- “Ocean training? What happened? You fell in?”
- Blue shirt Tuesday
- Blame it on ____
- “How can I send it to him before he sent it to all of us?”
- “…shot my load”
- Meatloaf of the day = fair
- RPL to go
- Young man’s cheeks were extremely pink – easy giveaway for age under 25
- CT look a like
- Wardrobe same as last week for polo shirt man
- “We’ve experimented with different positions”
- Had lunch with a prophet who makes up silly songs
- “What do you mean by pop him?”
- Saiyed is having lunch here – LOST reference for those of you who are completely LOST at this point
- Watch the backlooking
- Kojak makes an appearance, he has a very nice tan.

Can I Buy You A Drink?

Let me buy you a drink. Have a drink with me tonight…. I might have used one of the three, or all of the above once or twice in the last year but not as a line. Maybe their glass was empty, maybe it was an invitation. And then you say “Yes” and I do buy you a drink, would you return one to me? Maybe not that exact night if this conversation continues, maybe another time, but would you buy a lady a drink? I don’t normally write while drinking, but I can call this a taste test since I’m perfecting the perfect pomogranite martini, which needs just a little something else. It does make a great prop for writing, its red, it exudes sensuality from a glass, even after a few sips. It’s creating a scene of which I would need you here, surrounded by faint light, and music from a cd which you brought over, complete with 2 glasses. Have a drink with me tonight, it could get very interesting.

You Got A Problem? ha ha...

Today out of sheer curiosity I was searching other blogs on other websites just to see what was out there and came across a few interesting ones. I searched for dating ones, divorced and dating ones and why are there so many pessimistic people out there..doesn’t matter, you make me laugh. “Top 10 Things to Remember when Dating Someone Single, Divorced, Widowed, Separated” blah blah blah, and their challenges, gee, everyone comes with some sort of luggage we’re all not cut like a perfect diamond. First off the big issue was ‘their problems are your problems’..ha ha ha. If you get involved with anyone single, divorced, separated, widowed, depending on how that person is and if they vent and moan about every little thing in their life to you, it only becomes your problem if you get involved. Just listen and offer advice when asked, then its not your problem unless you make it your problem. Duh. I’m a very private person, unless you know me, and you really know me. I just don’t come out with things openly and its not that I’m hiding anything, or that its none of your business, its just not your problem. Hey, I may need to vent about something, so sit and listen that’s all I ask. If I’m involved with you – you got me. If we’re friends and you ask me a question, I’ll answer it. I have nothing to hide, but I don’t freely and openly volunteer my entire life story to just anyone. More than half of the people I know have no idea I write anything at all, much less that I’m published. I’m not saying you are lucky because you know that about me, what I’m saying is that I’m a private person, and I don’t go around blabbing every little detail to the world..that’s why I keep a separate diary.

It’s All Fun and Games Until Someone Wears a Pink Tie

Scenes from the Café – Take 1
- Gary Grey is gone, he didn’t leave a forwarding address.
- If you eat in the cafeteria that serves food, why are there microwaves?
- Women fashion sense is nothing short of table cloths
- Buffalo chicken wrap falls apart
- ‘Way wacked’
- Women hair accessories venture similar to those worn to proms with ‘fau rhinestones’
- 2 H clones
- Men from holiday party still work there..more or less they are still little boys
- Why is it that men will sit on one side of the table and the women sit on the other? Equal eating rights?
- Donald Trump is setting menswear trend for high profile executives
- Brown socks with grey pants – did you get dressed in the dark today?
- She looks like she got hit in the face with a frying pan
- Lime green is the color for Thursday
- Guy from “Knocked Up” eats lunch here!
- Kojak had a problem figuring out the difference between ‘bottles’ and ‘glass only’

TV Stars, Rock Stars, and Whiskey Shots – Oh My

Another adventure in the lovely state of NJ led us to the Shannon Rose, and I must say it was a decent establishment, absolutely better than South Park, but with wristbands. We saw Doogie Houser waiting on tables, I was told I look like Christian Bale’s wife in 3:10 to Yuma and what’s funny about that is Ben Foster (the guy who played Charlie in the movie) showed up later, with more hair on his head. Saw 2 older guys in their 40’s looking, ogling at some little babe no more than 22 years old because her ‘girls’ were looking for attention while they were texting somebody constantly - you’re at a bar, you either have a beer and fun, or you leave. Don’t spend the night texting..you are missing all the action! A shot and a beer later my girlfriend hit it off with Kid Rock, and the alcohol had nothing to do with it, they did look very cute and comfy together instantly. So while I sat and waited for the ‘help me’ sign, which left me bored, I committed to memory some tidbits from last night, aside from trying to figure out how I can sneak out and return for her later. The band was great, too bad we couldn’t maneuver closer but then again, we wouldn’t have been able to hear anything and she wouldn’t have left with digits. (I never knew an irish pub would play Bon Jovi and Springsteen!) We met Fabio, who knew Kid Rock and the guy who does his own eyebrows, but minus the long blonde hair and the butter commercial. My cousin, who showed up dressed like he was at a yacht club, was hard to read, I couldn’t tell if he was bored or if he was having a good time ogling the young girls. Yes, young…aside from a few older guys, we were the oldest people there. But I can say guys out east do talk to us, so my friend is right, the older guys out west can sit at the bar, drink their cheap beers and text message whoever they want while staring at us, you aren’t going to get up to talk to us anyway.

Let's Play 20 Questions - You Go First

Someone recently asked me what I was looking for in a relationship and it was a difficult question to answer. I can tell you what I don’t want, that might be easier than what I do want since the list is a lot shorter. In all seriousness you can have a sidebar checklist of what you are looking for and don’t want, your ‘must haves’ or ‘would be nice to have’, ‘will not settle for’ or a flat out ‘will not budge’, but you won’t find an exact match. Most of the time it finds you by accident anyway, when you least expect it to. With all sarcasm aside, if you find someone you connect with, you click with, you have fun with, someone that makes you happy, smile for no apparent reason, remembers the smallest detail, someone to pick you up off the floor after you’ve had too many drinks and tuck you into bed, someone who makes fireworks go off, and all the other positive aspects of what comes next that which I haven’t listed here, and if this someone feels the same of course, hold on tight, but not too tight. You might not be 10 minutes away, you might not want to have a significant other right now (whatever that means in this century), but you should not lose sight of what makes you happy and all bubbly inside. You can spend a lifetime looking for ‘the one’ but it is these ‘someones’ that leave the most impression. You out there...you listening....

Off With His Head!

Thank you hotmail for providing a ‘trash’ bin and a ‘delete’ button because that is definitely what triggered me to write this and not respond to an email. To be completely honest I don’t ask for much and I think I give people way too much space, but that’s who I am. Let’s just say that I won’t be corresponding with a certain someone anymore because they got dramatic on me in a ‘”why didn’t you call me back” while screaming over the phone like a female pulling her hair out, stomping her feet” kinda way. Can you say “psycho”? Would you like a Kleenex with that? I’m usually good at reading people, and I know I had the radar on for this one and after meeting for coffee I just knew something was off. You know when you make a pie and its missing something, or if you make gravy and you put in too much garlic? Yeah, that kind of thing. My friend who sent him my way, should have been part of the screening process because this one was dramatic (along with some other quality/attribute that I can’t pinpoint) with a capital “L”, but that’s not her fault either or maybe it is. I am sitting here shaking my head wondering again, why am I doing this? Why? And the best part of this whole ordeal, are the signs. The ones where you are thinking of someone else while you are having coffee with a complete stranger. The others who bore you over the phone, or those that do a complete 180. The list is endless. I’m just going to stick to what I know, follow that silly gut instinct I call Sparks. So save the drama for ya’ mamma, I’m not playing those games.