Monday, March 24, 2008

A Good Choice in Positioning

Motivational Luncheon gathering does not promote healthy eating – contradictory of death by PowerPoint message. If you work together, you sit together, and that means the entire department who also abides by team uniform colors and hair styles. Having a zero tolerance is double entendre for weight gain due to consumption of 400+ calories in just cookies and cupcakes in general, topping it off with a Diet Coke and 2 slices of plain pizza. Thou shall not use sexual terms to describe relationship between self and work. Moral of the story, if you tie their hands together, will they still be able to talk after the commercial break?

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