We
decided to move up GNO to late June, since the last few times we’ve gone down
in August its been too cold to sit on the beach. The Angels ascended upon
AC in the evening, only to visit a local yocal bar by recommendation from the
hotel receptionist, which was just that. I felt like we walked into a cafeteria
with a juke box. It wasn’t that bad, the bartender did show us that
adding Chambord to a Mike’s Hard Lemonade made it tasty! Then went across the street to the acclaimed
“Bar and Grill” whose parking lot was full. Can’t say either of these
places was our best choices for the night, but they served their food and drink
purpose. At the acclaimed “Bar and Grill” the food was good and the
drinks were cheap, we had prime seats and somehow they forgot to charge us for
the last 2 drinks. Thank you! And thank you for having the security system on
your tvs to pan the parking lot. Unfortunately and unplanned I did not get up
to visit the ladies room on purpose to leave one of the Angels alone on a bar
stool, unsuspecting to the short yocal who needed nothing more than just
someone to listen to his problems besides the bartenders. Whoops!
The
amount of bachelor and bachelorette parties continue to grow, but you will be
impressed I only told one group who I will talk about later, not to ‘eat the
cake’. Even after I rode the elevator with a bachelorette party all
decked out in matching tank tops, I still bit my tongue (I guess now a days it
makes it easier to find your drunk entourage). We walked passed the
Godfathers, who I must say got the award for most creativity for a bachelor
party, they were older, and each person had a characters name on the back,
similar to Ho’s Bachelor Party with Best Man #1, etc. Kudos to you guys
for not being tacky. We met Flash Gordon who was babysitting the bachelor
party he was with who honestly just wanted some adult conversation with people
of his own age. ‘Flash’ ‘ AAAHH’. Haha…. Our last group of
unsuspecting boys started with a lie. He came over to the table next to
us and was taking pictures with all of them, then fed us a line that he needed
to take as many pictures as possible, that it was a scavenger hunt because he
was the groom. At least I got to see the new Samsung phone! Anyway,
this poor guy, well, he did ask for it, had no idea what was about to happen
next. He said he was only with his fiancé, so he really never saw another
vajayjay. (I think you can tell where this is going) The amount of
jokes that came from that, well, he asked for it. He admitted to only seeing his moms’ vajayjay,
then said he felt uncomfortable talking about it until he compared himself to
the size of a corona bottle. From then
on it just spiraled into another conversation of “Do you like clams?” until the
rest of his entourage including “Uncle Joey” and the guy with one chest hair
showed up to collect the stray drunkard who was not the groom.
I did tell them to not let the bride eat the cake, but no one seemed to
care.
Although we were missing one Angel on this trip, she was in our thoughts. We found a new way to kick off the weekend with
tequila shots, free drinks from Captain Morgan and the wenches, people watching
on the beach and inside the casinos, which led to another fun bought of a A-Z rating
system and giving guys with buns nicknames such as MB (manbun), any guy wearing
a bandana was a mandana. They did
however leave us confused as to why guys (obviously who do not exercise) would wear
ladies fitness tank tops that say ‘It’s my cheat day’ because that could mean
many things. Boogie Nights and
Providence rounded out the night for us. Kudos to the 80’s club that never
disappoints and we never get harassed or groped in the process of shaking our
groove thing.
After the Angels left we still had a day and a half left, being incognito at Bungalow hiding from the ‘Uncle Joey’ entourage, which you couldn’t miss because one had on bright Nike sneakers, which seemed to be trending if you wanted to find your friends the next day. We closed out the Dueling Piano bar at the Playground, which, as long as they remain open next year, will be our hot spot to hit. We have to retain our ‘girls with the wavy arms in the back’ status!
And
always on our last day on the beach we get the old man who sits next to us,
passes out and wears the shorts without a liner….nothing appealing about
lifting your head up to see or not see that!
Maybe next year they will have designated beach areas for ‘family
friendly’ and ‘seniors only’.
