Thursday, January 2, 2014

Happy New Year 2014

As always we ended the year with a bang and a Fireball and topped it off with some fun quotes during the ‘longest game of beer pong ever’.

You pull it like this.
Nice jugs
It’ll squirt all over the place
Good balls
Its not a party without a pickle
You want to spray this again?
I’ve never been accused of hitting the wrong button.
If you tap it gently it’ll work
Destroy the pork
Reverse cowgirl involves a horse
When I want chocolate I just go to Bobs
This pickle is the perfect size for a _________ virgin!
…four point restraints
I wet myself again
It gets expensive – so I pay a chick to do it.

12-year old douche pipe 

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