Thanksgiving 2015 Unfilted and Not Processed

Happy Thanksgiving 2015 ‘unfiltered’ and ‘not processed’ – the only way to be

After a snafu in attempting to make a healthy frosting for my healthy pumpkin spice cupcakes, and having to forego that and start from scratch the next day with a real cream cheese frosting recipe from scratch thanks to the Food Network, to one broken nail (happened after I cooked everything) and one cut finger (during dishes) I will not disappoint with this years Thanksgiving terms during dinner that could be construed as inappropriate.  Even after drinking "Red Headed Step Child" wine, which could be inappropriate, I am not offended at all. 

Disclosure as always: For the ‘rookies’ this is what is said at our dinner table, uncensored, no filter, and what could be or isn’t normal at other’s houses for Thanksgiving.  *May not be suitable for those under 17 and who may get offended easily. * No children were present at this table.

Q: Do you wanna probe that yet?
A: No I still have an hour to go.

• Cajones
• I love the neck, that’s as enticing as sucking face
• You can do both
• I got a squirter
• What plate is this that I’m using for salad? (there were multiple plate settings on the dinner table)
• This is real china (after turning over the plate) Its made in Japan
• A little more, I’m a grown ass man
• Light, dark in between

 

Q: What’s the difference between white and dark meat?
A: After laughing so hard they forgot to answer the question

 

Talking about a Food Network chef.. She can get dirty at my home
Chef would ask: How long does this go in the oven?
The answer: Until you hear the ding

 

I took my hands and put it under the skin and massaged it.

Q: Did you inject it?
A: I massaged it.

• There’s still a lot of breast left
• Its QVS. No, you mean QVC
• I’ll have a neck
• Do you know if this bird had a beard?
• You don’t eat the bone
• I’m gonna do this neck thing
• I want that whole carcus on your plate

 

The butt is still in there. I like them when they’re fried and dried out.
Fried ass is a good ass!
 

• Mine would have ear muffs.
• Would you put it in your mouth?
• Are you down with the brown?
• That knob I can deal with
• A little slippage on the outtake
• I’m glad it didn’t rise

That should take two swallows. 
In the Godfather it was “slurp, and its gone”.